A: Use this contact form: COMPLAINTS AND GRIEVANCES Q: What if someone you talked to was truly hurt by this?
Q: This site is vulgar and NOT funny, and that makes me really angry!!!
Prove that all men are looking for sex, or that Swedish women are extremely rude? In fact, the vast majority of the guys we talked to were really, really respectful. Q: Come on, a lot of these people seem to be real douches. As a matter of fact, among the most common nicknames of guys writing to us were variations of “Not ADouche”, followed by a number. A: Our real names are Nanna Johansson and Johannes Finnlaugsson. We actually bought fake breasts too, to wear under the clothes, but the nipples were unrealistically large, like swollen grapes. A: Well, his beard does get a bit strawberry blonde-ish in the summer. GENERAL CURIOSITY Q: What did your dating profiles look like? Sometimes, if we noticed that a person got upset, we told him we were kidding.
There is no hidden agenda or message to be found here, and we’re not trying to expose creepy men on dating sites (if we were, we wouldn’t cover their names and pictures). Except for 1 – the dudes who to wanted to buy sex, 2 – the gentlemen who kept sending us pictures of genitalia and, 3 – the guy who said, “I wonder if you’d fit in my freezer.” BEHIND THE CURTAIN Q: Who are you, exactly? It’s Nanna wearing a lot of makeup and a cheap blonde wig we bought in a party store. A: We certainly hope no one was hurt, that was never the point of this. We would only talk to men who contacted us first.) Q: I am Swedish, and the nonsensical facts about my beloved country are NOT true!
Who relishes activities such as golf, hi am a friendly, caring and loving girl who is single and is looking for a loving and and caring man who will show me much care and attention. i have been into many relationship but now I am a very simple lady with pleased sense of humor, I do enjoy playing golf and being with old people and I love watching sports and going for a long walk. work in a coffeshop, like to travel, meet new people and places. speak my mind, love romance, showing some affections I m a slim blonde woman, 5, 10Lots of humor, easy to laugh, very forward.
I do enjoy telling good jokes and I like dancing and swimminganimals, nature.
New York, Houston, Los Angeles, Phoenix, Seattle, Dallas, Miami, Atlanta and Chicago. A: Our favorite site was definitely Plenty of Fish.
Maybe one or two more (some profiles were extremely short-lived). We’ve also worked together with a satirical radio show called Tankesmedjan. A: Because we got banned from most sites, eventually. We had to be EXTREMELY stupid before they asked us if we were for real. THE WEBSITE Q: I want to publish some of your conversations in my blog. We thought it would be fun to see if American men would go for this blonde, happy-go-lucky, kind of over-sexual cliché of a Swedish woman. Nanna is a comic book artist here in Sweden, and Johannes is a standup comedian and a comedy writer for Swedish television. Q: So this Nanna person is not a platinum blonde in real life? A: They were kind of minimalistic, like this: Q: Why does Swedish Girl’s nickname change from conversation to conversation? A: Yeah, some did, but not as many as we’d assumed. And feel free to also include a link to the website. And if we suspected that a person was mentally instable, we ended the conversation. P) At the end of dinner, closely examine the bill to make sure each person pays for his or her appropriate share, including the extra five kronor for dressing on the side. V) Move to the suburbs, buy a Volvo and start collecting “Vuxenpoäng” (see Stockholm Syndrome for more on the ‘adult points’ systems). X) Name it Johan, Erik, Fredrik, or Henrik if it’s a boy or Sara, Anna, Lisa, or Emma if it’s a girl.Q) Get kicked out of your way-too-expensive second-hand rental contract because the person you were subletting from didn't take 10 study points and lost his/her contract for student housing. Y) Two months after you go back to work after having Johan/Erik/Fredrik/Henrik/Sara/Anna/Lisa/Emma, repeat Step W. In a nutshell, it goes something like this: A) Meet at a mutual friend's party. It is also worth mentioning that one can also have a fika with a friend, colleague, family member, or neighbor. During this "fika" Swedish non-date, things are a little stilted and awkward as both parties pretend that nothing happened last Saturday night, and politely and awkwardly ask questions about the other person, usually beginning with "Where do you live?