Mindy whines that Taya is pretending to be a goody two shoes before they each go to a spa day.
He then tells Taya that even though 99% of him is into her, there is 1% of him that is scared she's not being entirely honest.
But that 1% is not nearly as insurmountable as Mindy's moodiness.
But then one fateful evening, I caught an episode of season 3.
One of the contestants, a very wasted Kelsey (us sharing the same name is just a flattering coincidence) yelled out, “I can’t be the first girl to ever get drunk and lay on a speed bump.” Apparently, Bret couldn’t handle a chick who spooned with speed bumps while intoxicated so Kelsey’s tour ended right there.
(Sure) Taya is convinced this is her happy ending – what odds do you give it?
And who will cat fight with whom at next week's reunions?
I can still remember the moment I fell hard for VH1’s reality rocker dating show, “Rock of Love,” starring Poison frontman Bret Michaels.
I somehow missed season 1 and 2, pretty much the same way I failed to embrace skinny jeans for the first couple years they were around.
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Coming from the girl who just took the walk of shame in front of millions of viewers, those are some bold words.